{mosgoogle}Faster Than A Speeding Windows

A friend told me: "My computer startup seems to be taking a long time. And when the hard disk finally stops churning, everything just seems slower than when it was new. Can you suggest any maintenance tips to reduce the startup time and make Windows run faster?"

I have this theory that sludge builds up inside a computer over time, much like an automobile engine. After a while, it doesn't start right up like when it was new, it stalls unexpectedly, and performance is sluggish on the (information) highway. Is there something like engine cleaner we can pour into our personal computer to restore that "like new" performance? Actually, yes!

Cyber Sludge Remover

Here's my special recipe to clean that icky goo out of your computer's pipes, so Windows will start quicker, run more reliably, and go faster on the info-superhighway.

Ingredients

• 1 tbsp Windows Updates
• 2 cups Virus/Malware remover
• 3 lbs Software Cleanup powder
• 2 tbsp Hard Disk Scrubber
• 1 slice Defrag
• 1 tsp Startup Weeder
• 1/2 cup Registry Shavings
• 2 cups Virtual Memory Sanitizer
• 1 Extraneous Services Remover

Directions

Mix all ingredients together in large bowl. Sprinkle over monitor, keyboard and system unit. Click to restart.

If only it was so easy! But actually, it's not so hard to take action on those items I listed above. Here's the scoop on how to implement each step.